Monday, December 15, 2014

Q and A Christmas quickies

I enjoy short and quick jokes I can share with my kids and grandkids. Here are two of them :

Q: What do you call Santa when he goes down a chimney with a fire at the bottom? 
A: Krisp Cringle. 

Q: How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? 
A: Nothing, it was on the house! 

Q: What kind of bug hates Christmas? 
A: A humbug. 

Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast? 
A: Frosted Flakes. 

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